Funny Westerwolle clip

Currently, Guido Westerwelle is the foreign minister of the federal republic of Germany (FRG). Now, I watched a cartoon clip on PRO7 (German TV station). In it, Bully Herbig plays a doctor. A patient visits who is called Westerolle who suffers from stomach ache. The doctor asks where the pain exactly is and touches the patient's kidney. Then, all of a sudden, the patient uses his elbow and pushes the doctor out of the window.

Now, in 2000 happened a similiar story to me. I returned from Los Angeles. I lived in Hamburg. So I returned to Hamburg all in a while. I lived at a certain Mrs.Arp in Hamburg near Rotherbaum on Hallestr. When I walked up to the 4th floor, nothin was suspicious. Mrs Arp opened. Then, all of a sudden, she locked the door behind me, meaning she shut it with a key. Then, she strawled away and locked herself inside her bedroom. I was suddenly left on an empty floor with nobody around. I sneaked to her door and and knocked whether she could leave me out again because I was not up to any real business there. Anyway, she didnt get it. I just heard her calling the cops. So I thought- wtf - how to get out of there. So I got on the balcony and swung myself on the 3rd floor. Anyway, my miserable efforts to escape failed then and I plummeted out of the 3rd floor 2 some concrete cellar level. 10 m or whatsoever. But when my CNS started working again, I realized nothing was really gone, especially my spine. Just my left arm and leg were aching. So i got up and got to the sidewalk. Being there, sirens could be heard in the distance. So I thought wtf again. So I made it to the neighbors house and I hid in thrashcan house after I rolled out the thrashcan barrel.
Dogs swept the neighborhood while I sat there. After an hour and 200 policemen the whole hokuspokus was over. I got out of the thrashcan house again. I called an ambulance and I got to university hospital. My left sacrum was broken. Jesus.